Dangly Bits All Covered Up
We’ve been having a pretty cool
cold spring this year. The sun hasn’t really wanted to shine more than a day or so, here and there. The mercury hasn’t crept much above 50 degrees Fahrenheit more than a time or two over the past two months.
We’ve had days where it poured cold rain for hours on end, and others where the overcast sky seemed to be introducing its own version of Fifty Shades of Grey.
In layman’s terms, we’re starting to think we’re Ground Zero for global warming. I mean, is it really too much to ask that the temperature get close to the 60s by the time the calendar reads June 1st?
Clearly it is, but today has been an improvement. The sun has been shining, not a drop of rain, and the temperature has hovered near 60 degrees.
That, my friends, rates as a win-win-win this spring. Not wishing to fritter away such a lovely day, we jumped on our bicycles and headed to the beach to ride among the dunes.
We flipped a euro and decided to head south toward Kijkduin. It’s one of my favorite rides, immortalized in Sun, Sea, Sand, Voluptuous Curves and Dangly Bits.
The best part? We managed to enjoy a walk on the beach without accidentally stumbling upon one of the nude beaches.
At least I don’t think so, since it’s not really warm enough to be stripping down to one’s dangly bits…